Me: Daniel, because you are my brother and my friend I will share some of my pumpkin pie with you.
Daniel:…Oh, okay. Thanks.
Me: You do like pumpkin pie, don’t you?
Daniel: I mean, it’s okay.
Me: I have decided you may not have any. I hope you understand.
Daniel: Yeah, that’s okay. You’ll probably enjoy it more.
Me: Undoubtedly. Good day, sir.