The Rant Preventer 2000!

Device

Tired of losing time, money, friends, and sleep over the stupid things you’ve said on social media? Wish you hadn’t posted in the first place?

Finally there’s an answer!

 

The Rant Preventer 2000 is a small device that sits on or near your computer. Simply turn it on and it senses when you are drunk, medicated, or in a state of extreme emotional or mental agitation. When the RP-2000 senses one of these conditions, it automatically deletes whatever you are working on and cuts all communication between the computer and the keyboard. It will also display your choice of relaxing images and/or messages:

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Act now! Buy one for yourself and everyone you know!

 

Headset

Order now and we’ll send you the mobile version, the RP-3000 Mobile, absolutely free! The RP-3000 Mobile works just like the home computer version, but when it senses that you are in a position to¬†embarrass yourself, it shoots a cone of white noise in front of your mouth, preventing anyone from hearing what awful thing you were about to say and regret later.