A Real Dialogue on the Subject of Traditional Autumn Cuisine

 

Me: Daniel, because you are my brother and my friend I will share some of my pumpkin pie with you.

Daniel:…Oh, okay. Thanks.

Me: You do┬álike pumpkin pie, don’t you?

Daniel: I mean, it’s okay.

Me: I have decided you may not have any. I hope you understand.

Daniel: Yeah, that’s okay. You’ll probably enjoy it more.

Me: Undoubtedly. Good day, sir.